Happily Keeping His Dinner Warm

Name's Dexter. Lover of all things. Especially cute boys and good music. Feel free to converse with me. I'm rather fond of making friends.
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marvelsmutants:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

This took me like 1 solid minute.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

marvelsmutants:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

This took me like 1 solid minute.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

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evilopunny:

blake-the-half-demon:

furbearingbrick:

mehreenkasana:

Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.
The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.
The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.
Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves. 

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH

THE BURN WARD HAS A NEW PATIENT TODAY

evilopunny:

blake-the-half-demon:

furbearingbrick:

mehreenkasana:

Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.

The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.

The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.

Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves. 

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH

THE BURN WARD HAS A NEW PATIENT TODAY

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g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

omg awwww

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wishicouldbthe1:

downtownawesome:

lionversusbear:

jeffreyswest:

Hi, I’m John Green. New York Times best-selling author and Printz novelist.

john green for emperor of the world

Never not reblogging

hi I’m the same person that made you cry a million times with my novels

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suicidalsherlock:

Give me the Sherlock thing. The thing, give. Give me. To me, give Sherlock thing. Now.

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